- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

white or wheat? wheat please.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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