- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Knock, knock. Come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

women's rights

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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