- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Knock, knock. Come in.

women's rights

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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