Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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