- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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