I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Wanna hear a joke? no

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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