- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Your mums a potato

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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