what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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