- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What fires shots? A gun

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