- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Faithful men.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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