- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Smelly Indians.

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