- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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