- Anti Joke

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.