How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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