- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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