- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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