- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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