- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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