Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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