- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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