what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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