A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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