Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How would you rule?

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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