Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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what is 3+3= 8

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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