i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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woman's lacrosse

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What's blue? The sky.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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