Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Smelly Indians.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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