Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

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