- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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