What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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