- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

The cream, it is coming

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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