- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Charlie Sheen

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

your mum

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A drunk guy walks into a car

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