roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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it was all Tagart

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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