- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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