- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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