How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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