- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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