- Anti Joke

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.