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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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