- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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