- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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