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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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