Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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