- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Your Mom The End.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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