A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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