- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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