What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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