- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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