- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What comes after 69? 70

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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