- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What comes after 69? 70

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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