Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Bob Saget that is all

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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