Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Badabing.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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