- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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