Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

field day?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Albert your flies undone.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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