Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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