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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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