Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Hello penis

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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