- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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