"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Womens rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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