What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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