- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

You were born.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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