what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Anti Joke

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