A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

angelo snyder is not ga

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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