- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

alert('The Game')

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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