Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call an arab ?

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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