Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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