- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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