What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I love you

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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