- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I love you

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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