Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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